the book i read

I found a tattered book related to the hot topic of the day... I C Engines and took it (hot since it helped me retain my room). "Tattered" yeah thats my way of finding a gud book in the library (wow i didn't even know that i had a way! its just my second time you know)
Started reading it (meaning opened it and kept) once i reached my lab. " suck , squeeze , bang, blow " thats what the book said.
The professor just entered seeing me with a book he was more than pleased.

Me: (to the book after noticing the look on the profs face) chalo tera toh kaam ho gaya,

Prof: got a book?

Me: Yes sir.. jst thought i shud make myself clear wid the concepts theoritically(i really meant that except that it was with reference to " suck , squeeze , bang, blow " comon that definately would make an interesting read.)

Prof:(looking at the book)Thats an interesting book

Me: ( i know! i know! now would you just dare to leave!!) ya sir, i found it too.

Prof: ok continue with it...

Me:(now thats a Prof!! hears your mind) yes sir.

The Book Quotes
"The four stroke engine has four stages of operation
A)Induction: inlet valve opens mixture of fuel and air enters blah blah..
B)Compression:piston travels up compression bla..
C)Ignition:the u know blah...
D)Exhaust:gases expelled and stuff..
The Four stroke engine is also sometimes summarised as "suck ,squeeze ,bang ,blow" "
Wondering since...god made us all one! not only every one but everything needs
a "suck, squeeze ,bang ,blow"

The First

Millions and millions of reasons for starting a blog of your own. Loneliness one of the biggest of 'em. Just thought yesterday why not add one more to the list. Woudn't have started had I not found a seriously new one to do so. Then came a thought out of nowhere which made more than complete sense. "How on an earth of six and a half billion people dude are you going to find one which is original and new and still makes sense?". Next is what I decided to start writing for...
Improving my typing speed... and voila!!! Before I realised I had found it... Who among the human specie would have as bad a typing speed as me? And more importantly, who on earth would write a blog to improve his typing speed? I then felt I definately needed one and you would to feel the same for me if I tell you that all the I's in this first post of mine were written and had to be deleted and rewritten whenever the Almighty made me realise that it has to be in caps and not a simple i. I (here again) don't do that only out of laziness of typing and pressing the shift key... So now I (oops!) think I (oh! good lord!) have enough of a reason to scratch my brains for one of my own.